The Zenitramanian Potato Intelligence Agency is an Intelligence Agency run by the Office of the Potato Master. We work tirelessly day and night to gain better knowledge about current and new threats from Spaghetti and other enemies of ours.
We cannot put most of our work on this site, as it would defeat the purpose of our secrecy and would allow the Spaghetti to make adjustments based on what they know we know. However, we want to inform the Zenitramanian public and the world in general that we are constantly working to keep you safe.