To allow for confidentiality the names of our governmental officials on this page are our "Zenitramanian" names. This will make it harder for the spaghetti to track us down and kill us in real life.
IN THE OFFICE OF THE MASIDENT:
Masident Miguelote con Bigote
Vice Masident V FBI AV (FBI as in Fat Bald Idiot)
Secretary of Anti-Spaghetti Militaristic Operations Siciliano Africano
Secretary of Defense Against the Evil Pastas Senor Caliente
IN THE OFFICE OF THE FESIDENT:
Fesident Perrmia (she's a dog)
Vice Fesident yet to be determined
Secretary of Anti-Chow Fun Militaristic Operations Bacone Bitz
Secretary of the Management of Endorsed Pastas Mofuenogo T-Shirt
IN THE OFFICE OF THE POTATO MASTER:
Potato Master "Potato King" Ekim (actually the same person as the Masident, just registered under a different name to make it legal)
Overseer of Potato Operations Hungry Schmooey