A direct quote from the original Pazluzian web site (please note that the eating of spaghetti with both a fork and spoon is based on the proper etiquette rules that are commonly accepted):
Is
spaghetti, an Italian food, really as innocent as it seems?
Consider these facts:
Hitler murdered several million
people due to religion, sexual orientation, or pretty much whatever the
heck he wanted
to murder them for.
Hitler, of Germany, was allied
with Mussolini, of Italy.
Spaghetti is long and skinny and
could easily be used to choke someone when cooked (when cooked it can
bend around someone's
neck quite easily.)
Spaghetti comes from Italy, an
ally of Hitler's Germany.
Spaghetti is eaten with both a
fork and a spoon, giving it double the weapons as pastas eaten with a
fork only, such as
gnocchi.
All of these facts point towards
the one prevailing conclusion:
SPAGHETTI WILL KILL MILLIONS OF
INNOCENT HUMAN BEINGS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD COMES!!!!